message relay

my winner one-liners which would be bigger winners if i could actually say them out loud instead of just playing them in my mind...
to my officemate who despite knowing i had a lakad i was looking forward to last night still had the gall to suggest that i drop it to accompany her to her friend's house...
ok ka lang?

to him who invited me to watch a concert with him tomorrow but said no to because i'd rather be in laguna with my friends...
too little, too late.tsk,tsk,tsk.

to my boss who has yet to be on time for a meeting...
dumating ka pa?

to him who i named my dog after...
Watashi wa anataga suki desu!*
*(courtesy of gloi)

to the last person i texted before i went to sleep...
am i in or out?

to the training coordinator who forgot i was waiting in the conference room and remembered only when i approached her 30 minutes later...
why don't you wait in the conference room and i'll get back to you after half an hour?

to people around my work pod having loud phone conferences in their work pod...
quiet!quiet!shut up!shut up!
*****
another letter, this time to the whatever forces that bring our wishes' fulfillment to the doorstep...

consider this 5 christmases', birthdays' and all holidays in between worth of gifts and add to it all the good karma i've managed to rack up in the past year minus the bad karma plus all the shooting stars i've ever seen and will still see,
grant me this one wish.please.please.i will be good.promise.

i believe in the cumulative power of good tidings so if you're reading this, please don't forget to include me and my wish in your prayers.thank you.